“I yelled because of spilled yogurt. Then we hugged. He was sticky.”
mom of a 2yo🔧 repaired🫂214
“Yelled "CALM DOWN" at the top of my lungs. Yes, I hear it.”
mom of a 2yo🫂428
“It was about a banana. I cut it wrong, apparently, and the screaming broke me. So I yelled louder. Over banana geometry.”
dad of a 2yo🔧 repaired🫂289
“He asked why I was using my angry voice. I said I wasn't. In my angry voice.”
dad of a 4yo🔧 repaired🫂341
“Hid in the bathroom and ate a granola bar in the dark so I would not scream. It worked. Barely.”
mom of a 2yo🫂502
“Yelled at bedtime, apologized at 9pm, she said "it's okay mama, you were just empty." I cried in the hallway.”
mom of a 6yo🔧 repaired🫂611
“told him santa is watching. in july. desperation has no season”
mom of a 4yo🫂195
“Car seat arch. 95 degrees. I screamed. The neighbor watered his lawn and pretended not to hear. Thanks, Dale.”
mom of a 2yo🔧 repaired🫂322
“I yelled "STOP YELLING" and my 6yo said "you first." Checkmate.”
parent of a 6yo🔧 repaired🫂526
“He cried because his sock had a "bump." Reader, I inspected that sock. There was no bump. There was, eventually, yelling. There was never a bump.”
dad of a 2yo🫂458
“Dinner: rejected. Backup dinner: rejected. Cereal: rejected because "the milk touched it." I have yelled about milk physics and I will again.”
mom of a 4yo🫂242
“He screamed for 25 minutes because the moon "followed us home wrong." I lasted 22. So close.”
dad of a 2yo🫂331
“Twins. That's it. That's the confession.”
parent of a 2yo🫂419
“4yo: "why are you yelling" me: "I'M NOT YELLING, I'M EXPLAINING LOUDLY"”
mom of a 4yo🫂517
“Big work call, muted mic, kid burst in. Unmuted to apologize. Screamed at the kid on a hot mic. To 40 people. HR has a meme now.”
dad of a 4yo🔧 repaired🫂573
“He asked if we could "start the day over" after I yelled at breakfast. So we did. Went back to bed, fake woke up, hugged good morning. 10/10 do recommend.”
dad of a 4yo🔧 repaired🫂566
“After the yell she brought me my own timeout blanket and said "you sit." So I sat.”
mom of a 4yo🔧 repaired🫂552
“bath water: everywhere. towels: soaked. me: unhinged. him: "i was making soup"”
mom of a 2yo🔧 repaired🫂449
“He told me I have "spicy ears" when I'm mad. Anyway that's my new band name. We're good now.”
dad of a 4yo🔧 repaired🫂432
“Day 4 of no sleep. Snapped at the baby for crying. The baby. For crying.”
mom of a baby🫂388